so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.
I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me
These are just the right mix of douchy and nerdy I was looking for.
My favorite part of this photo is that there is absolutely no reason for Jason Segel to be in it and yet there he is laying on Seth Rogen
You cannot be racist to white people
just like you can’t fire your boss
because you don’t have that power
Racism goes every way. I hope this is some joke. You’re blind and ignorant if you think racism doesn’t hit everyone.
If she bites your lip when you’re kissing her , dude you better grab her butt.
How to make me moan…
Also, my first (inappropriate) vine?
saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire
How do people this stupid get elected into office? Everyone has the right to say something stupid but she has abused the privilage far too often!
Don’t forget, she agreed not to run for re-election in exchange for charges involving election irregularities being dropped.
wait…this is real… :/
This is why yall need to vote!!!